Terms of Use

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Last updated: July 29, 2026

Acceptance

By using this site, you agree to these terms and acknowledge that the publication contains fictional satire.

Permitted use

You may read and share links to the publication for personal, noncommercial use. You may not misuse the site, attempt unauthorized access, interfere with its operation, or present its satirical articles as verified news.

Intellectual property

Original site text, branding, layout, and published articles are owned by the publication unless otherwise noted. Third-party photographs and services remain subject to their respective rights and terms.

No warranty

The site is provided “as is.” We do not guarantee uninterrupted availability, factual reporting, or that every joke will survive a committee review.

Limitation of liability

To the extent permitted by law, the publication is not liable for damages arising from use of the site or reliance on its intentionally fictional content.