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Important events occurring suspiciously close to home.

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Town Installs Second Roundabout to Give Drivers Time to Recover From First

Engineers say the additional loop gives motorists a full 11 seconds to reconsider every choice that brought them there.

By Misprint Staff
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Local Man Announces Five-Year Plan to Finally Reply to Email

The strategic roadmap begins with rereading the message and thinking of a friendly opening sentence.

By Misprint Staff · Dec 30
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